Local Mosques Notice Lack Of Enthusiastic Strangers In Back During Government Shutdown

Many local Mosques around the US are noting a prolonged absence of certain members of their congregations and have started to be concerned. “We haven’t seen Jasus Hukumiun in over a month and he never misses a service,” explained Imam Baqri. He proceeded to describe how Hukumiun didn’t have a family and was new to the neighborhood, so he would often pray in the back. … Continue reading Local Mosques Notice Lack Of Enthusiastic Strangers In Back During Government Shutdown

Commerce Secretary Confused Why Federal Employees Won’t Sell Kidneys For Cash

In light of the news that federal employees were beginning to use food banks after going 5 weeks without pay, Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross suggested that they consider selling their organs since there is no apparent end to the government shutdown. Ross recanted on his previous suggestion that those employees affected take out loans instead of receiving food assistance after realizing the intensity of the … Continue reading Commerce Secretary Confused Why Federal Employees Won’t Sell Kidneys For Cash

Chicago Senator Claims Machine Gun Kelly Falls Under Current Gun Laws

Cleveland rapper Richard Colson Baker, who performs under the moniker Machine Gun Kelly, has exploded in popularity recently thanks to his feud with Eminem resulting in the current diss track battle. In response to Eminems track “Not Alike” on his surprise album “Kamikaze” Kelly released “Rap Devil” which received an Eminem response titled “Killshot”. Many who had never heard of Machine Gun Kelly are now … Continue reading Chicago Senator Claims Machine Gun Kelly Falls Under Current Gun Laws

The Dawn of The Pony Economy Pt. 1: Liquid Currency

Introduction Vermin Supreme champions one of the greatest platforms that any person will ever witness. Not only did he recognize the looming terror of plaque and gum disease to construct his teeth brushing mandate and the dire need to for the government to have a defense plan against zombies, of which he proposes that they be acquisitioned and placed on hamster wheels to create energy, … Continue reading The Dawn of The Pony Economy Pt. 1: Liquid Currency

What Is An Anarcho-Statist?

With the founding of this new site and a new ideology, many of you may be wondering what exactly is an anarcho-statist? The term seems like a contradiction, as anarchy implies no rulers, but statism is defined as “a political system in which the state has substantial centralized control over social and economic affairs,” but this conundrum couldn’t be further from the truth. Let’s begin … Continue reading What Is An Anarcho-Statist?