The Dawn of The Pony Economy Pt. 1: Liquid Currency

Introduction Vermin Supreme champions one of the greatest platforms that any person will ever witness. Not only did he recognize the looming terror of plaque and gum disease to construct his teeth brushing mandate and the dire need to for the government to have a defense plan against zombies, of which he proposes that they be acquisitioned and placed on hamster wheels to create energy, … Continue reading The Dawn of The Pony Economy Pt. 1: Liquid Currency

Venezuelan Dollars To Be Used As Straw Substitute In Seattle

Efforts to save the environment in Seattle through the banning of plastic straws and utensils was received with great fervor by the city’s politicians. “Plastic pollution is surpassing crisis levels in the world’s oceans, and I’m proud Seattle is leading the way and setting an example for the nation by enacting a plastic straw ban,” stated Public Utilities General Manager Mami Hara. While their efforts … Continue reading Venezuelan Dollars To Be Used As Straw Substitute In Seattle